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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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The Maack is Back

xiuhanempire:

theoneshots:

You all remember the Tristan Maack EXO story. 

Well, he found out about Kris and reacted (so did we):

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Anyway, looking back at his past tweets…..

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                                   Beyond Hallyu (shit is serious)

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                                           The BBC! Omona!image

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I’m pretty sure….

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He just became….

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Kris’ spirit animal/ fortune teller.

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Fortune Teller I TELL YOU!

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They need a broship name.

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It should be called Kristan

Since he is also a Kris Stan PLUS his name is Tristan.